jueves, 27 de abril de 2017

MY FAVOURITE PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY

Hello guys, today i gonna talk to yous like Matias, its a little exhausting talk like another persond all the time, so let beggin this.
The topic of today will be about my favourite piece of technology, it is simple, my computer is my true love, because i like to play video games, speak with another people in social networks like facebook, wash movies and videos, read news, lose mi time in general and in that terms, computers are "all in one", i know that cellphones can make all of this but are uncomfortable and slow in comparation, in adition, i hate stay all the day conected that is why i dont have movil internet, its nice and can enjoy the heat of the city, landscape that look like paintings, its beautiful.
my "pc" was a gift of my parents in 2013's christmas but that day this arrived without operative system so i had to wait like one week.
today my computer is in my room, consist in a tower, led tv and a big sound speaker with good bass (<3)

Long life to computers!!!
leave cheese for me in comments please.

thinking

oh!! welcome back buddies, i know you remember me, is not easy to forget me, no?... well, its obvious that you want to hear another story, and i will be pleased to tell you... come closer... more closer.
Matías, twin of the previous but more sexy, lived a peaceful chilhood, future didnt really metter to him because he only live the present... or the past present, emmm you know, whatever...  he didnt really know what he want to be when he grow up, so he focused in career how everybody wants, like medicine, engineering, etc... it sound common, no?... years passed without news and in the last year of highschool the nation of ranking attack, medicine career was impossible to reach so he started to search another career, engineering was an option but he didnt really like maths, or live his entire life "playing with numbers", people seems more exciting to treat, in other words, he wanted to study a health career...
¿what... that i know him? of course. i live in his head, and you too ¿didn't you know that? hahaha, im just kidding, you are real, now come with me to "u's" stadium to continue...
Matias likes arts, so he found some of that in odontology, there are no easy peasy to stay because is hard and expensive, but he think that is nice. He said to me that some day will gona work in south of Chile because is his goal, his ninja path.

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jueves, 13 de abril de 2017

biography?

oh hello!! im mr. hartley hare pipkins and today... we gonna talk about a man, a little and weird man... let's begin.
this creepy creature, named Masvida... no, wait... Matías, yes, yes... Matías was born in the 90's, april 28th of 1995 to be more specific, in the city of santiago below a bridge... a bridge called "Cal y canto". his childhood was an exciting adventure jumping between "sopaipas" and "pollos fritos" that is a kind of fried chicken, or flying rat, i don't know, but... scream*... it doesn't... grunt*... really matter... snort* snort*... sorry, sorry, i was talking to  my second head... ¿what, don't you believe me?, ¡screw you!.. ok, ok, i'm gonna take a break, i need a goddamn carrot.-

well, now im relaxed, let's continue... ¿what were we in?... oh yes, in his family, ok... was a horrible day in t... ¿now what?... ¿am i going too slow?... You are so annoying, if u want it, you will get it...
his biological parents are normals humans, you know... his a human...they live in a normal house with a normal life... ¿what?...i said biological parents, his real parents are rats or "guarenes" as he calls them, they gave him to eat small pieces of "sopaipas", and bottles of "fruna papaya" to drink...
¿studies?... he live below a bridge... you know... ¡i didn´t said that is a happy story!...

Now, im really bussy, go away... but rememeber, if you dont took the pill, we will friends for ever, come on, come to see me again... i love you,.





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