biography?

oh hello!! im mr. hartley hare pipkins and today... we gonna talk about a man, a little and weird man... let's begin.
this creepy creature, named Masvida... no, wait... Matías, yes, yes... Matías was born in the 90's, april 28th of 1995 to be more specific, in the city of santiago below a bridge... a bridge called "Cal y canto". his childhood was an exciting adventure jumping between "sopaipas" and "pollos fritos" that is a kind of fried chicken, or flying rat, i don't know, but... scream*... it doesn't... grunt*... really matter... snort* snort*... sorry, sorry, i was talking to  my second head... ¿what, don't you believe me?, ¡screw you!.. ok, ok, i'm gonna take a break, i need a goddamn carrot.-

well, now im relaxed, let's continue... ¿what were we in?... oh yes, in his family, ok... was a horrible day in t... ¿now what?... ¿am i going too slow?... You are so annoying, if u want it, you will get it...
his biological parents are normals humans, you know... his a human...they live in a normal house with a normal life... ¿what?...i said biological parents, his real parents are rats or "guarenes" as he calls them, they gave him to eat small pieces of "sopaipas", and bottles of "fruna papaya" to drink...
¿studies?... he live below a bridge... you know... ¡i didn´t said that is a happy story!...

Now, im really bussy, go away... but rememeber, if you dont took the pill, we will friends for ever, come on, come to see me again... i love you,.





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